Foot and Nylon Fetishes – Achieving World Peace in Our Lifetime

I, Insolent Bastard, never thought that I would accept the responsibility of taking foot and nylon fetishes mainstream. These are two of the most common fetishes that men and women share, yet many people don’t understand the attraction to and the psychology behind these fetishes. As an individual stricken with these two fetishes, I am interested in seeing these fetishes move from the secret thoughts and activities of fetishists to the non-judgmental acceptance of foot and nylon fetishism by society.

Obviously, many people don’t understand these fetishes because they have never been exposed to them, or any other non-traditional, non-missionary style sex in their lives. Their sexual experiences are constrained to being felt up in the back seat of a car after a high school dance, watching watered down depictions of sexual interludes on television and in movies, and in suburban bedrooms where wives wear ‘lingerie’ purchased in the front section of Victoria’s Secret stores. I’m pretty sure that these people have had to had a kinky thought pass through their minds at some point; there were just too scared to act on it.

I remember having sex when I was a freshman in college. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18, but I had already been exposed to some fairly hardcore BDSM images, and I had read every word in those magazines cover to cover. I was a kinky pervert ready to unleash all of my fantasies and fetish porn knowledge upon the first girl who was up for it. But, I was still surprised while having sex with my first sexual partner when she stuck her finger up my ass while I was bouncing her ass off of the mattress. I can imagine the look that I had on my face, but I did like it, and I was open to trying it becasue she was into it.

Being open to trying new things in relationships is the key to keeping those relationships healthy and fresh. I’m open to trying just about anything with a partner given the right stimulation and seduction. [For me, seduction usually means getting slapped in the face by a woman in pantyhose and heels and being told what to do with my tongue ]. I believe that more women would indulge their partner’s foot and nylon fetishes if they understood that (1) their partner didn’t ask or decide to develop his particular fetish and that (2) they knew the effect that these fetishes had on their partner.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a fetish for women’s feet in or out of stockings or pantyhose. In an effort to broaden support for this fetish, I suggest that we all write our Congressmen and Congresswomen urging them to introduce legislation for a ‘National Pedicure Day’ and include funding in the bill for national public service messages to be published in all media which educate women on the importance of maintaining their feet, of buying pantyhose and stockings that cost more than $3.99 a pair, and of choosing appropriate shoes for each outfit in their wardrobe. I believe that this can go a long way towards establishing world peace in our lifetime.

July in Ohio – Hot and Humid

Summer just plain sucks. First, there is no football. Football training camps that start in July for the NFL don’t count as football. Second, hot and humid weather does absolutely nothing to promote stocking and pantyhose fetishes. I’m all in favor of global warming if it will lead to a cooling of the planet and plunge us into the next ice age when pantyhose and tights will become a hot commodity.

Right now in a corner of Ohio, there is a drunken get together going on which I am unable to wrap my mind around – Jamboree in the Hills. This booze fest has been an annual July rite for probably close to 30 years by now. Over the course of five days, country music pickers and grinners bus themselves in to stand on stage and perform for a group of 30,000 sunburned and drunken patrons who are more concerned with yelling “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” at every girl in a bikini top who walks on by than in listening to country music. They really need issue permits upon entry to the venue to all women who intend on wearing bikini tops so as to prevent a visual assault on those who are not wearing their beer goggles.

I’ve been to this mud bowl and open public urinal a couple of times when I was in college. I worked “security” at the entrance gates, which meant that I needed to check coolers for any glass containers coming into the venue. A couple of backwoods Kentucky mountain men came stumbling up to my gate with a blue Igloo cooler. When they opened it up, I saw about two cases of Busch cans and a bottle of Wild Turkey laying on top of the beer. I told them that they couldn’t take the glass bottle of Wild Turkey in with them, and I turned around to get them a plastic container in which they could pour their whiskey. When I turned around, they were passing the fifth of Wild Turkey back and forth, and had downed the entire bottle in about a minute. I did some pretty good drinking when I was in college, but this was an impressive feat of alcohol consupmtion.

I’m not sure who is playing Jamboree in the Hills this year, and I don’t really care. I’m just waiting for the coming of Fall and temperature in the 50’s or lower. I look forward to the coming cooler months when there will be a spectrum of colors adorning ladie’s legs. I look forward to football Saturdays in Columbus with coeds in knees socks and tights. I look forward to business women in trouser socks and pantyhose. In short, I look forward to more nylon friendly weather.

Until then, please enjoy today’s stocking fetish gallery – HERE.

Britney Spears Foot Fetish and Pantyhose

I came across the following video on youtube.com yesterday. It’s a brief segment from a Britney Spears interview with an Australian network. You can’t help but liking a girl who outs herself as having a foot fetish.

And to hold you over until the next Nylon Fetish Blog post, a beautiful pic of Britney in black pantyhose and heels. Love the hat too.

You can also view the pantyhose gallery of the day – HERE.