Blackmail Conspiracy Uncovered on Wall Street

March 24, 2008

New York, NY (IB) – While the mainstream media has been reporting on the mortgage and dollar crisis, the real threat to our financial security was recently uncovered. Overshadowed by the Eliot Spitzer call girl drama was a Wall Street conspiracy which lead to the sub-prime lending mess and the Fed’s continued decisions to cut the lending rates to banks. This conspiracy has threatened world financial markets while padding the personal bank accounts of the women behind the conspiracy.

A group of five mid-level investment bankers, all female, preyed upon the taboo sexual practices of influential superiors to rock the stability of our financial markets. The investment managers of some of the largest mutual and hedge funds were reduced to licking the Italian leather pumps and sniffing their sweaty stocking feet of the co-conspirators during moments of sexual weakness. Their weakness eventually lead to them being blackmailed by female ‘Gang of Five’ to delve into the sub-prime lending practices that have resulted in the deluge of foreclosures spreading across the nation. When their blackmail conspiracy looked like it would completely unravel, the ‘Gang of Five’ had their blackmailed executives make key introductions for them at the Federal Reserve. The scope of their infiltration of the Fed is as of yet unknown, but several pairs of seamed black stockings with Cuban heels were found in the desk drawers of several analysts who answer directly to Fed Chairman Bernanke.

This conspiracy is being covered up in order to maintain the integrity of the Fed, several of the nation’s largest investment banks, and the market in general. No charges have yet been filed against the ‘Gang of Five’, but one of femme fatales has agreed to pose in the stockings and heels that she used to help cause the greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression. To see an exclusive sample from her recent photo shoot, CLICK THIS LINK.

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