With iPhones in hand, these foot fetish voyeurs silently click away and save images of women’s feet in various states of undress before being asked to move on to their gates by NSA agents. The security bottlenecks faced in most airports these days are a welcome delay for a select few men who get to take in the free foot show put on for them by unsuspecting female travelers. The show then continues on board the airplane with curvy flight attendants bumping up against business travelers and shaking their asses up and down the aisle in their 3 inch pumps. Then if you’re lucky enough to be in the right aisle seat to catch a glimpse of galley, you can usually see your favorite flight attendant changing in and out of her heels after the drink service has ended.

When the flight attendant thanks me for flying with whatever she works for, I always thank her on my way out the door. Most likely, she’s caught me staring a few times during the flight, but for the cost of airline tickets these days, I think that she should be sending me on my way with a pair of her worn pantyhose and her uniform heels.

A group of five mid-level investment bankers, all female, preyed upon the taboo sexual practices of influential superiors to rock the stability of our financial markets. The investment managers of some of the largest mutual and hedge funds were reduced to licking the Italian leather pumps and sniffing their sweaty stocking feet of the co-conspirators during moments of sexual weakness. Their weakness eventually lead to them being blackmailed by female ‘Gang of Five’ to delve into the sub-prime lending practices that have resulted in the deluge of foreclosures spreading across the nation. When their blackmail conspiracy looked like it would completely unravel, the ‘Gang of Five’ had their blackmailed executives make key introductions for them at the Federal Reserve. The scope of their infiltration of the Fed is as of yet unknown, but several pairs of seamed black stockings with Cuban heels were found in the desk drawers of several analysts who answer directly to Fed Chairman Bernanke.

This conspiracy is being covered up in order to maintain the integrity of the Fed, several of the nation’s largest investment banks, and the market in general. No charges have yet been filed against the ‘Gang of Five’, but one of femme fatales has agreed to pose in the stockings and heels that she used to help cause the greatest financial crisis since the Great Depression. To see an exclusive sample from her recent photo shoot, CLICK THIS LINK.